May 21, 2021
America’s tradition of provocative political ads may have reached a new milestone with the release of a bombastic campaign spot by “Big Dan” Rodimer, who was running for a seat in the Texas’s 6th Congressional District.
“The three dirtiest jobs in the world? Professional wrestlin’. Politician. And bull ridin’!” bellows Rodimer as he leaves the shoot’s riding stock.
The candidate is then thrown from the bull, and begins a bullish explanation of why he should be elected to congress.
“The commies in DC are ruining America … I know how to handle Nancy Pelosi, and stop her bulls*t.
“I’ll put a boot right in her socialist platform,” continues “Big Dan” as he steps into a large pile of bull droppings. “Well, it looks like I already did!”
“They’re laughing at us. Now their going to take away our guns?”
An old man in a cowboy hat in the bull ring responds, “Oh hell no!”
Rodimer takes aim at “indoctrination on our schools,” biological males competing in female sports, and lockdowns as he swaggers through town.